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If the cables have spent the past few weeks in a cave not wired in life is that you no doubt heard that Mattel, Inc. is redesigning its popular toy doll, Barbie. So what do you say? Consider: Mattel Barbie sold 20 per minute in the world. The average American girl Barbie at least 10. If you lined up all Barbie ever made, it was from head to toe, would circle the earth seven and half. Finally, despiteconstant pressure from that bum, Barbie, Ken still a good girl.

So why tinker with Mattel, as a matter of course that good enough? Political correctness, my friends, that's why. In the words of a spokesman for Mattel is in progress, do Barbie, "a realistic role model for girls who play with her."

Barbie, a doll's plastic-inch, twelve years, is a model for girls? I have two daughters, and this is new for me, though I'm sure you knew RuPaul therapist for years.

Here's what's in Serbia for the redesigned Barbie will have a larger life, hips bustline, thin and small. Open your smile, huge eyes and big hair will be replaced with the mouth closed, straight hair and a normal nose. In other words, imagine Christy Brinkley, David Brinkley exit. I think the term for this kind of thing is "reverse evolution".

I never thought,> Barbie as a model before, but a lot of other people certainly have. Barbie took a ton of flack recently from feminist groups who say it is "unrealistic goals, the girls can get to before."

A particularly radical group of women, mourners, which stands for "women of hope Equals Insanity Reality," Barbie has come to call "a anorexic, bleach-blond boy with larger breasts and a bitter smile." Several members of the sameGroup were arrested after last month in a secret taping of "Wheelof Fortune" and makes obscene comments about dressing Vanna White.

Two other members are under investigation on charges of stalking the former Baywatch actress Pamela Anderson Lee, who is said to be "Bimbo the anorexic, bleach blond with larger breasts and a bitter smile." Hmm, why does not sound familiar?

I find it hard to believe that baby doll pin their hopes and dreams in a plastic,No matter how cool your wardrobe can. But if Barbie were real, would be a bad example for girls?

Meeting with Barbie, 36, successful, single woman, has a dream home and driving a Corvette convertible. She loves children and animals, has a lot of nice friends and see life as an adventure. After all that her virtue is intact. It has never been a miscarriage or a child out of wedlock. She does not want drugs, no drinking is notSmoke. There's a man in her life, Ken, but she stops him for his happiness. Barbie is her own woman and she makes her way. And yes, it has a really cool wardrobe, but that does not mean you will not find at Wal-Mart from time to time.

Barbie is a negative model for girls? Not in my book. I would rather have my daughters look at Barbie as Madonna any day of the week.

If there is any part of the Barbie, the needsWork, is at his feet. I am surprised that members of the mourners, all the jobs that supposedly boots with stockings and flannel not screaming their heads at the fact that Barbie's heels never touched the ground.

"We must become something about it before our little girl do with walking on his toes as dancers too obsessed with leg cramps! Everyone knows that the stiletto heel was invented by a man!" Come, whiners, to visit me in my first fightlate! Somewhere out there a Payless Shoe Store is the need to establish closed! Let's gooooo ... "

Idiots. Or is "moronettes?"

If they redesigned Barbie with Joe to make them more realistic, the next, my old friend GI? At least Joe is a guy and put him in 90 years should be pretty easy. Call it love handles and a flat stomach, a little 'less hair on his head and a bit' more to the back. Take the scar on his cheek and paste it where you reflect his recent vasectomyOperation. Redesign of the right hand, pistol grip, so that there is room for a can of beer and GI Joe GI Joe Camel Stick a cigarette between his teeth. The new GI Joe is no longer a weapon, however, a threadbare couch and a remote control, batteries included necessary. Nagging wife and children are paying.

lifting s' Barbie (or face-sink) is just so much more politically correct fake doggy-doo. The next thing you know they are marketing a "single mother of nine Living OnWelfare "Barbie. And the" I Do the same work as Ken, but much less Get Paid "Barbie. And do not forget the" You Can Tickle Me Barbie for fifty dollars. "

Enough. The girls are not associated with dolls social ills. Bored adults do.

If you play only toys of your own.

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